Friday, 28 December 2018

FEXIT before BREXIT

FEXIT comes first…..
So we all know BREXIT is happening on March 29th. But there’s a more significant series of events set to land in the UK ahead of this date.
Picture the scene. During the run up to Christmas British businesses are loaded up with stock and with minimum cash - ahead of the seasonal spending spree and sales that occur every year between 1st November and the middle of January. The intention? To maximise profit and cash income over what is a twelve week period of peak sales opportunity. At the end of this period, sometime around 13th January this commercial position should be inverted - with stock at a minimum, cash at a maximum. But I don’t believe that is going to happen this year.
How can I say this? Am I scaremongering? Not intentionally but…… Debenhams are known to be in dire straits. They’ve rejected the £40m loan from Mike Ashley. Why? Perhaps it’s because they need to trigger their CVA in January and get to a renegotiated rent across their retail estate with their landlords. With £40m in the bank this may have proven more difficult to justify. So maybe the Board said no to protect the process of the CVA’s implementation.
Of course the ongoing decline in retail (Everyone blames Amazon!) is traditionally offset by an equal and opposite upside in Etail. Only this year it isn’t! Because if ASOS’ profit warning is anything to go by then Etailing hasn’t fared any better either. Add to this the retail associations stating Christmas shopping footfall statistics being 3%-4% down year-on-year in real terms along with a reduction in basket spend and the fact Land Rover have already declared their intention to implement several thousand redundancies, well all of the indicators from production, retail and consumer confidence are there staring us all straight in the face. 
Of course when consumers stop buying high priced capital goods like cars they switch to self-gifting in the food and beverage market. Only this isn’t happening either it seems as the supermarkets seem to be encountering problems too.
So here we are. In my opinion we are about to enter another financial crisis but this time it’s not the banks, it’s not the fat-cats, it’s not Government, it’s actually worse than that – it’s customers! There’s a massive reduction in consumer confidence and people are keeping their cash in their pockets. They simply aren’t spending. The “Demand” side of the market has arrested, it has placed itself on pause, it has gone into “safe” mode - where the only thing customers now trust is pure, unadulterated liquid cash.
So what happens next? Well I’m calling this FEXIT. If I’m right we’ll see a stream of profit warnings, restructuring announcements, redundancy notices, CVAs and insolvencies being declared over the next fifty days through to the end of February. Why? Because a significant number of businesses have no choice. They’ll see the Christmas trading figures, they’ll do the maths, and then they’ll have to go to the Board and mitigate the risks to their shareholders. Because that’s what an employed management has to do if they don’t want to take the inevitable blame for being reckless with their shareholders’ funds.
For the more mature businesses with daily numbers like Debenhams they’ve no doubt already extrapolated the scale of the problem, they’ll have a series of scenarios and options in place and by now I’m imagining the Board have decided they can’t trade for another ten months to next Christmas with the organisation they have and with the costs they need to bear through the period. They have no option but to announce their CVA and get straight to the table with their landlords and suppliers and progress a fundamental restructure of the business.
For those slightly less mature businesses who are waiting for the Christmas trading numbers from the finance department's reporting of both December and January’s results – they will likely have a Board meeting scheduled in early-February. It’s that meeting which will be the decision point. Directors all over the country will be in Boardrooms as usual, but in many cases, perhaps more than ever before there will likely be another person in the room. An adviser, an outsider, someone to keep the Board focused on the numbers and the process they need to get through to restructure and refocus the business through what is set to be a very difficult time ahead.
So which areas of UK PLC are in trouble? Debenhams is a proxy for the retail sector. Jaguar Land Rover is a proxy for car manufacturers, but don’t forget the car dealers and automotive retailers who already have stock piled high on their forecourts and their supply chain which is nearly the same size as the manufacturing base again. Then add housebuilders, home improvement companies, estate agents, technology and mobile phone resellers, the list goes on. Then let’s add the UK-based foreign holiday companies. With the pound where it is the consumer isn’t going to indulge in overseas holidays. So foreign flights and overseas holidays are going to take a hit too.
Retail, Etail, high-priced capital goods, food and beverage, they're all down. Not one, all!
Is there an upside? Overall the answer has to be no, not for quite some time. The market has to go through something of a reset before confidence is restored once more. Shops have merely become showrooms. Retail has shifted to Etail. Ownership has been ditched in favour of Pay As You Go. Technology is here to stay. 
However there will likely be pockets or areas of opportunity. “Do It Yourself” has become “Do It For Me”. So staycations, hotel bookings, home dining, film and music streaming services may do well as we self-gift to ourselves and our families to maintain some degree of momentum and normality. Education and schooling, health and wellbeing will remain important too.
So while everyone is talking about BREXIT I’m going with FEXIT. The days from now through February will crystallise what I'm predicting here. And it’s not going to be pretty.
DG
27 December 2018.

Thursday, 27 December 2018

Here comes FEXIT!

Here comes FEXIT
So we all know BREXIT is happening on March 29th. But there’s a more significant series of events set to land in the UK ahead of this date.
Picture the scene. During the run up to Christmas British businesses are loaded up with stock and with minimum cash - ahead of the seasonal spending spree and sales that occur every year between 1st November and the middle of January. The intention? To maximise profit and cash income over what is a twelve week period of peak sales opportunity. At the end of this period, sometime around 13th January this commercial position should be inverted - with stock at a minimum, cash at a maximum. But I don’t believe that is going to happen this year.
How can I say this? Am I scaremongering? Not intentionally but…… Debenhams are known to be in dire straits. They’ve rejected the £40m loan from Mike Ashley. Why? Perhaps it’s because they need to trigger their CVA in January and get to a renegotiated rent across their retail estate with their landlords. With £40m in the bank this may have proven more difficult to justify. So maybe the Board said no to protect the process of the CVA’s implementation.
Of course the ongoing decline in retail (Everyone blames Amazon!) is traditionally offset by an equal and opposite upside in Etail. Only this year it isn’t! Because if ASOS’ profit warning is anything to go by then Etailing hasn’t fared any better either. Add to this the retail associations stating Christmas shopping footfall statistics being 3%-4% down year-on-year in real terms along with a reduction in basket spend and the fact Land Rover have already declared their intention to implement several thousand redundancies, well all of the indicators from production, retail and consumer confidence are there staring us all straight in the face. 
Of course when consumers stop buying high priced capital goods like cars they switch to self-gifting in the food and beverage market. Only this isn’t happening either it seems as the supermarkets seem to be encountering problems too.
So here we are. In my opinion we are about to enter another financial crisis but this time it’s not the banks, it’s not the fat-cats, it’s not Government, it’s actually worse than that – it’s customers! There’s a massive reduction in consumer confidence and people are keeping their cash in their pockets. They simply aren’t spending. The “Demand” side of the market has arrested, it has placed itself on pause, it has gone into “safe” mode - where the only thing customers now trust is pure, unadulterated liquid cash.
So what happens next? Well I’m calling this FEXIT. If I’m right we’ll see a stream of profit warnings, restructuring announcements, redundancy notices, CVAs and insolvencies being declared over the next fifty days through to the end of February. Why? Because a significant number of businesses have no choice. They’ll see the Christmas trading figures, they’ll do the maths, and then they’ll have to go to the Board and mitigate the risks to their shareholders. Because that’s what an employed management has to do if they don’t want to take the inevitable blame for being reckless with their shareholders’ funds.
For the more mature businesses with daily numbers like Debenhams they’ve no doubt already extrapolated the scale of the problem, they’ll have a series of scenarios and options in place and by now I’m imagining the Board have decided they can’t trade for another ten months to next Christmas with the organisation they have and with the costs they need to bear through the period. They have no option but to announce their CVA and get straight to the table with their landlords and suppliers and progress a fundamental restructure of the business.
For those slightly less mature businesses who are waiting for the Christmas trading numbers from the finance department's reporting of both December and January’s results – they will likely have a Board meeting scheduled in early-February. It’s that meeting which will be the decision point. Directors all over the country will be in Boardrooms as usual, but in many cases, perhaps more than ever before there will likely be another person in the room. An adviser, an outsider, someone to keep the Board focused on the numbers and the process they need to get through to restructure and refocus the business through what is set to be a very difficult time ahead.
So which areas of UK PLC are in trouble? Debenhams is a proxy for the retail sector. Jaguar Land Rover is a proxy for car manufacturers, but don’t forget the car dealers and automotive retailers who already have stock piled high on their forecourts and their supply chain which is nearly the same size as the manufacturing base again. Then add housebuilders, home improvement companies, estate agents, technology and mobile phone resellers, the list goes on. Then let’s add the UK-based foreign holiday companies. With the pound where it is the consumer isn’t going to indulge in overseas holidays. So foreign flights and overseas holidays are going to take a hit too.
Retail, Etail, high-priced capital goods, food and beverage, they're all down. Not one, all!
Is there an upside? Overall the answer has to be no, not for quite some time. The market has to go through something of a reset before confidence is restored once more. Shops have merely become showrooms. Retail has shifted to Etail. Ownership has been ditched in favour of Pay As You Go. Technology is here to stay. 
However there will likely be pockets or areas of opportunity. “Do It Yourself” has become “Do It For Me”. So staycations, hotel bookings, home dining, film and music streaming services may do well as we self-gift to ourselves and our families to maintain some degree of momentum and normality. Education and schooling, health and wellbeing will remain important too.
So while everyone is talking about BREXIT I’m going with FEXIT. The days from now through February will crystallise what I'm predicting here. And it’s not going to be pretty.
DG
27 December 2018.

Monday, 19 February 2018

19 February 2018

19 February, 2018 / The Comedy Store, Oxendon Street, Piccadilly Everyone needs a little laughter in their life and The Comedy Store is one of those places in downtown London that guarantees the ritual abuse of the audience; a run down on current affairs; and a completely random suite of improvised gags that genuinely hurts. This place is all about the talent, the wit and the relationship between the night's portfolio of comedians and the audience. You're not seeing a show, you're in it. Consider the fact you're not visiting this place for the menu, but sustenance is available if required. www.thecomedystore.co.uk/london

Sunday, 18 February 2018

18 February 2018

18 February, 2018 / The Lotus Garden, Macclesfield Street The Lotus Garden is one of Chinatown's oldest restaurants. With its traditional green pagoda canopy adorning the red and gold painted exterior it looks every bit as it should. No bookings are required, the welcome form the staff is efficient and polite and with 150 seats over three floors there is plenty of space for romantic meals or for family parties. The menu is vast and the dim sum, crispy duck, fresh lobster and supreme hot pot are the specialities of the house. www.lotusgardenchinatown.com



17 February 2018

17 February, 2018 / The Princess Victoria, Earls Court Road Susie Pacheco's Spanish roots inspire this particular eatery's tapas and small plate menu. With a bar and informal dining downstairs and with a restaurant format upstairs (Also available for private hire) the format of this particular establishment is surprising, but super! The original property dates back to 1830 but the vibe, the service and the food is fresh and current. www.princessvictoriakensington.com



Friday, 16 February 2018

16 February 2018

16 February, 2018 / Waxy's Little Sister, Wardour Street A little piece of Ireland in the heart of Chinatown? Set over two floors this hostelry has all of the vibe of Ireland with its open fires, leather sofas and with an unexplainably positive vibe. Humour, laughter, warmth, this place has it all. And that includes the dumb waiter that supplies your every need without you having to venture from your seat. Somehow ridiculous, but its novelty simply has to be tried! www.waxyoconnors.co.uk/index.php/little-sister



Thursday, 15 February 2018

15 February 2018

15 February, 2018 / Nouvelle Delicatessan, Abingdon Road, Kensington Sometimes you just want a smoothie, a good quality breakfast, lunch or afternoon tea and some peace and quiet. Open from 7.30am to 7.00pm seven days a week and with a menu that extends far beyond that which you would normally expect, this little cafe absolutely delivers. Having previously been a wooden flooring shop the previous tenants left a showpiece of a floor. Popular with local residents and just to the South of Kensington High Street this is one address to keep in mind if you're in the area. www.cafenouvelle.co.uk


Wednesday, 14 February 2018

14 February 2018

14 February, 2018 / L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon, West Street Convivial gastronomy? Is there such a thing? This has been described as the best bar food on the planet. But whilst you may be seated at the bar, this really can't be described as such because the menu is genuinely of a quality to rival any of the finest restaurants in London, and beyond. Opulent surroundings, well dressed patrons, chefs who really know what they are doing and service that is attentive and courteous from the moment you walk in the door. Everything about L'Atelier is excellent. Dress well to enjoy the experience. www.joelrobuchon.co.uk/latelier


Monday, 12 February 2018

13 February 2018

13 February, 2018 / Kettner's Town House, Romilly Street August Kettner was rumoured to have been chef to Napoleon III. He established Kettner's in London during 1867 and its "cabinet peculiers" (Private dining rooms) have seen many famous faces thoughout its history including Winston Churchill, Oscar Wilde, Margaret Thatcher, Agatha Christie and Bing Crosby to name but a few. Its earlier history as the alleged meeting place of King Edward VII and his mistress Lillie Langtree also earned it a risqué reputation back in the day. The residence now consists of 33 hotel rooms, a piano bar, a champagne bar and a restaurant with a menu reminiscent of its founder's French origins. The atmosphere throughout is positive and vibrant. www.kettnerstownhouse.com



12 February 2018

12 February, 2018 / The Ivy, West Street Famous for its celebrity clientele and with its famous harlequin stained glass windows, The Ivy has been around since 1917. Having undergone a makeover in 2015 under the direction of Martin Brudnizki's design team the property is now the epitome of glamour and chic. Whilst reservations for the restaurant are essential the central dining bar welcomes walk-ins. If you are in London and want to know where it's at? This is pretty much the answer. www.the-ivy.co.uk


Sunday, 11 February 2018

11 February 2018

11 February, 2018 / The Britannia, Allen Street Located on the site of what was the Britannia Brewery and formerly known as The Brewery Tap, this gastropub in Kensington has a history dating back to 1834. Beyond this it is a peaceful and welcome haven away from the bustle of Kensington High Street. The menu is extensive and the quality superb. Add to that excellent service, an open fire, comfortable seating in leather armchairs and a lovely ambience. Thoroughly recommended, especially for its Sunday lunch service. www.britanniakensington.co.uk